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Survival Mode Coaster Set

$19.99

Handcrafted cherry wood coasters featuring brutally honest survival mantras for anyone operating on fumes and good intentions. Laser engraved with relatable humor and finished with Odie’s Oil, each 3.5″ x 3.5″ coaster brings wit and warmth to any space.

Description

The Survival Kit Collection speaks to the reality of modern adulting in four perfectly imperfect phrases: “I need a nap and $10,000,” “Please leave soon,” “Surviving out of spite,” and “Probably fine…”
Each coaster is handcrafted from solid cherry wood and laser engraved with raw, honest typography that captures the chaos of everyday life. Finished with Odie’s Oil to enhance the natural grain and warmth of the cherry, every coaster has its own character and charm.
Perfect for desks, coffee tables, nightstands, or anywhere you need a laugh during a long day.
Details:
Set of 4 coasters
Solid cherry wood
3.5″ x 3.5″
Laser engraved designs
Hand-finished with Odie’s Oil
Rounded edges for comfort
Natural wood grain variation makes each piece unique
Handmade by Gentle Grain Workshop
A must-have gift for burnt-out professionals, sleep-deprived parents, anxious overthinkers, coffee addicts, or anyone who’s just barely holding it together—and proud of it.